Privacy? There's No Privacy in Hollywood!

I think its quite hilarious that the Kardashians are clamoring for privacy during Kim's "difficult time."


When your success is based solely on reality shows, promoting clubs, party events, and magazines, how can you POSSIBLY ask to be left alone?!  The answer is obvious:  you can't. These people gave up their privacy a long time ago, and there is no way they can ever get it back.  Once you let the public in, they're in for GOOD.  As Daniel Craig said...

"We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta and now you want some privacy?"

Well said, Mr. Bond.

In addition, let's think about the following:

In order to pave their way to fame, the Kardashian family decided to start a reality show, and in so doing, made their entire life public.  I know I'm reiterating, but stay with me for 1.5 more seconds.

In having their life broadcasted to the entire world, they obviously had no qualms about sharing the details of their personal lives.  This includes, but isn't limited to, who the gypsies are dating, their relationship problems, and new prospects.

That being said, if they didn't have a problem divulging all the secrets of their oh-so interesting relationships BEFORE, why is it a problem now?

Is it, I don't know, because they're trying to hide something?  Like their own idiocy?

I was defrauded!  (Uh, duh, you're literally the last person to figure that one out, friend)

The whole world KNEW their entire LIFE is a sham.  Everything is scripted and planned ahead of time; I bet the oldest gypsy even planned that first pregnancy.  But now we have PROOF from an outsider.  Here's a guy who actually fell in love with the big-butt and got conned into marrying her.  Now they're embarrassed because they got caught snagging him into a ridiculous ceremony that was probably staged from day one, and when they soaked up as much money as they could from televising it, cut him loose.  

And while we're on the subject of being conned, please take a gander at this photo gem:

Which of these things is not like the other...

Enough said.

Good luck with having any further success, idiots.  Your big-butted sister just ruined all of your careers by divorcing a good-looking, good-hearted person after a couple months. 

I'm going to end this piece with a quote from the all-knowing Joe:

"I think the Kardashians should just go away."