We All Knew it was Coming

Surprise, surprise.  Another divorce in Hollywood.


This one was slightly-but just a touch-more interesting than the others, and for two reasons.


One-they spent Christmas apart.  Maybe that's not such a big deal for some people, or busy celebrities, but they were at opposite ends of the world without their wedding rings.  

So what's the big deal?  Plenty of people forget to wear it, right?  Except that he filed for divorce the next day.  

But the main reason this interests me is that they both denied the divorce rumors, and never acknowledged any problem with their relationship.  

Tell me, Russell, Katy, what's the point?  Everyone in the world is going to find out anyway, so why hide it?  To save your privacy?  Uhh....you're celebrities.  Once you become famous, you can never become "un-famous."

And now I'm going to say what everyone else has been thinking: 

How the HELL did Russell Brand end up with Katy Perry in the first place?  

Let's face it...no amount of funny will take the ugly away.

Pretty as long as the spray tan and make-up stays on.

It's not like he had money, and she didn't.  So how did they end up together?  Maybe they did some drugs together.  We all know he was big on cocaine, and probably still is by the looks of it.  Maybe Katy Perry probably joined in and it wore off after a few months.  I mean, fireworks shooting out of your chest?  Hmmmm...

In the end, no one really cares that they're divorced.  We pay attention because its fun to watch "perfect" people fail at something that the rest of us normies can accomplish.  

And as you're reading this, we continue to soak it in...

Yessss....